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1) Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1) First name?
Kaitlin:
a cute funny and sweet girl who loves her friends and would do anything for them.

-I read all of the definitions.  Most were right on, some made me lol/were fucked up

2) Age?
15:
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.

-.......ok

3) One of your friends:
Alice:
a young, beautiful, sophisticated woman who is confident in all that she does.

-right on

4) What should you be doing?
Sleeping:
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

5) Favourite Color?
Pink:
slang reference to the vagina

-umm....

6) Birthplace?
Oakland:
City east of SF Bay, aka "tha town". Separated into 3 parts (North, West, and East Oakland). There is no south. North Oakland is the hills. West Oakland has downtown, lake merritt, chinatown, and jack london square. East Oakland has the airport, coliseum, and the zoo. Deep East Oakland is where you can find the sideshows, people actin' a fool and gettin' hyphy, goin stupid doo doo dumb retarded, smokin perk and chewy, sippin' on some heem or yak, and slappin' hard in they box chevs.

-lol

7) Birth Month?
May:
may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

-whuut?

8) Last person you talked to?
My Mom:
How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in

-I lol'd

9) One of your nicknames?
K-chan:
a nickname for a close friend whose name starts with a K. often female. often used between friends that enjoy japanese-oriented things like anime/manga. sort of like saying K-town.


I tag all people who have not done this


BTW, my kiriban is 6927, so whoever spots it, post up a screenshot.  You will get three of your works featured on my journal, and a sketch.

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